virginia is for suckers.

diclaimer: the folowing is chock full of hate and profanity. youve been warned.

its the day after thanksgiving. i just got a call from a collection agency. the lovely county of fairfax virginia wants $300 because i was unfortunate enough to call that dump of a suburb home for 6 months. six months of 2007. this was well over a year ago. and the only reason those ass clowns know i lived there at all is because arlington county, of the same bullshit state, ratted me out.

tax time last year, early spring, i was fortumate enough to move out of that particularly boring part of the south and into another particularly boring part of the south. also at this time, arlington came after me for unpaid personal property taxes on my truck. above all else, this has got to be the biggest racket in taxes i can think of. you pay income tax on your money that you make, then you pay sales tax on the car you buy, then the the fucking capitol of goddamned gridlock decides to charge personal property tax on your vehicle so that they can not plow the roads when it snows.

anyway, i fought with arlington and was able to prove that i left that county and only owed half of what they claimed. and im sure that those bastards sent that lease copy on to the ass clowns in faifax so that they could try and get their cut. but these fucktards arent smart enought to pick up a goddamned phone for more than a year. i moved out of that hell hole late last summer. i moved again since then, so evidently the snail mail theyve been tying to send me has gone to pevious addresses unanswered. lets see, try to get the money in a couple of letters and that didnt work. the next logical for a local government drone is to get someone else to do your work for you. a collection agency for 300 fucking dollars. you have got to be kidding me.

so this guy at the collection agency calls me. the day after thanksgiving he calls me. of course he cant fucking help me. ive got to call the black hole of time that is any given government office. no suprises here, theyre closed in observance of the holiday. i know from previous experience with arlington that this is going to take at least ten phone calls and probably as many faxes to prove that i dont live in thei shitty suburb and will no longer be paying them taxes and it will be terrifically difficult for me not to yell 'die in a fire!' into the phone while trying to minimize the damage to my bank account. because the holidays are the ight time to sick a fucking collection agency on anyone because youre too goddamned stupid and/or lazy to do your own job. all it took is a phone call. and since this collection agency is involved, fairfax might see a third of the money. my head feels like it will explode with the combination of bewildering laziness and stupidity in the part of fairfax va and the rage that all of this bings up in me.

fuck you virginia. fuck arlington and fairfax. someone please shoot me in th face if i ever move back to that state or, god forbid, those counties. but im sure the rampant MS-13 activity in those lovely burbs will be happy to provide that service.

never live in viginia. ever. just dont fucking do it.